Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Tips to Woo Women


TIPS TO WOO WOMEN

Here are a few practical tips to make yourself irresistible to women.

1.     Maintain eye contact – Do you know, what is women’s favorite part in a man’s body? Stop! You dirty mind. It’s his eyes. Research says that it takes merely 3 seconds of intense gaze to fall in love. When a woman crosses you and your eyes meet, be the last to break eye contact. Prolonged eye contact churns her hormones. It does create magic. She silently screams, “Don’t look at me like that! “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” inside me.



2.     Make her laugh – women are fond of men with good sense of humor. If she is assured of a big dose of laughter, she’ll not think twice when you call her out.

3.     Keep at least Rs 10k in your wallet – Though India is now a less cash economy, paying for parking is still done in hard cash. Besides having hefty balance in bank and mobile wallet, ensure you carry at least 10k in your physical wallet. This will help avoid the embarrassment of asking her for negligible Rs 10-20 for tea or parking.

4.     Look good, smell good – Guys have tunnel vision whereas girls have wider peripheral vision. They observe a man from top to toe in just two-three fixations. To create a favorable impression at all times, make sure you look natty every time you step out of your home.

Here are some of the comfortable brands you can opt for (category-wise):
  • Innerwear – Lux Cozi, VIP Frenchie, or Max (vest) and Jockey (briefs)
  • Shirt, T-shirt or Trousers – Indian Terrain (so light that you have to remind yourself to take it off)
  • Sandals – Sparx
  • Formal Shoes – Lee Cooper, Hush Puppies
  • Gym shoes – Puma, Nike, Adidas, Asics
  • Socks – Jockey
  • Watch – Fastrack, Fossil or Rado


Being brand conscious carries multiple benefits – the products catch instant attention of the opposite sex and are at the same time durable.

Choice of perfume determines how long women stick around you. Once while shopping at the supermarket, one go-getter girl found my perfume smell so irresistible that she boldly complimented on my choice and noted down the brand & variant in her Apple iPhone.

Given below is a list of tried & tested perfumes that appeal to women:
  •         Bvlgari Omnia Coral (red bottle) – Rs 3241
  • ·      Titan Skinn Raw – Rs 1740
  •          Issey Miyake – Rs 6600
  •          Bvlgari Aqva Divina Body Mist – Rs 2500


5.      Maintain proper personal hygiene – Women, when they enter your intimate zone, take note of little things – as little as overgrown nose hair, dirt in ears, uneven mustache/sideburns, skin rash and dandruff. Nothing puts a woman off more than bad breath, smelly sweat, dense canopy of underarm/pubic hairs, and clothes with creases. Plucking your nose in front of her is a sure shot method to lose her.

Solutions to each of the above sore points:
  •        Overgrown nose hair – use scissors to trim
  •     Dirt in your ears – use cotton with a pinch of moisturizer to clean your ears
  •        Uneven mustache/sideburns – use Panasonic ER-GB37-K44B waterproof trimmer
  •        Skin Rash / dandruff – Consult Dermatologist immediately
  • ·     Bad breath – The cause of bad breath is less-known tonsil stones. They form in the throat and behind your mouth a few hours after consuming spicy food. 
  • Solution – reduce your intake of green and red chilies
  • Chew clove or cardamom after every meal. Alternatively, keep supari such as Pass Pass handy. In Brown Tree shop you can find myriad choices of natural mouth fresheners like Banarsi Paan, Rose Paan and suchlike.
  • Smelly sweat – Apply lavish amount of perfume or carry a deo in your bag
  • Underarm hairs – Use Gillette Body razor to remove chest, underarms or pubic hair.
  • Clothes with creases – Press your clothes including tees that you wear to gym

By following the foregoing tips, you are sure to attract a mate and keep her within your arm’s reach. After you find & bed one, spruce up your relationship by trying something new and exciting every day, thereby keeping ennui at bay. J
Happy searching.

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