Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Tips to Woo Women


TIPS TO WOO WOMEN

Here are a few practical tips to make yourself irresistible to women.

1.     Maintain eye contact – Do you know, what is women’s favorite part in a man’s body? Stop! You dirty mind. It’s his eyes. Research says that it takes merely 3 seconds of intense gaze to fall in love. When a woman crosses you and your eyes meet, be the last to break eye contact. Prolonged eye contact churns her hormones. It does create magic. She silently screams, “Don’t look at me like that! “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” inside me.



2.     Make her laugh – women are fond of men with good sense of humor. If she is assured of a big dose of laughter, she’ll not think twice when you call her out.

3.     Keep at least Rs 10k in your wallet – Though India is now a less cash economy, paying for parking is still done in hard cash. Besides having hefty balance in bank and mobile wallet, ensure you carry at least 10k in your physical wallet. This will help avoid the embarrassment of asking her for negligible Rs 10-20 for tea or parking.

4.     Look good, smell good – Guys have tunnel vision whereas girls have wider peripheral vision. They observe a man from top to toe in just two-three fixations. To create a favorable impression at all times, make sure you look natty every time you step out of your home.

Here are some of the comfortable brands you can opt for (category-wise):
  • Innerwear – Lux Cozi, VIP Frenchie, or Max (vest) and Jockey (briefs)
  • Shirt, T-shirt or Trousers – Indian Terrain (so light that you have to remind yourself to take it off)
  • Sandals – Sparx
  • Formal Shoes – Lee Cooper, Hush Puppies
  • Gym shoes – Puma, Nike, Adidas, Asics
  • Socks – Jockey
  • Watch – Fastrack, Fossil or Rado


Being brand conscious carries multiple benefits – the products catch instant attention of the opposite sex and are at the same time durable.

Choice of perfume determines how long women stick around you. Once while shopping at the supermarket, one go-getter girl found my perfume smell so irresistible that she boldly complimented on my choice and noted down the brand & variant in her Apple iPhone.

Given below is a list of tried & tested perfumes that appeal to women:
  •         Bvlgari Omnia Coral (red bottle) – Rs 3241
  • ·      Titan Skinn Raw – Rs 1740
  •          Issey Miyake – Rs 6600
  •          Bvlgari Aqva Divina Body Mist – Rs 2500


5.      Maintain proper personal hygiene – Women, when they enter your intimate zone, take note of little things – as little as overgrown nose hair, dirt in ears, uneven mustache/sideburns, skin rash and dandruff. Nothing puts a woman off more than bad breath, smelly sweat, dense canopy of underarm/pubic hairs, and clothes with creases. Plucking your nose in front of her is a sure shot method to lose her.

Solutions to each of the above sore points:
  •        Overgrown nose hair – use scissors to trim
  •     Dirt in your ears – use cotton with a pinch of moisturizer to clean your ears
  •        Uneven mustache/sideburns – use Panasonic ER-GB37-K44B waterproof trimmer
  •        Skin Rash / dandruff – Consult Dermatologist immediately
  • ·     Bad breath – The cause of bad breath is less-known tonsil stones. They form in the throat and behind your mouth a few hours after consuming spicy food. 
  • Solution – reduce your intake of green and red chilies
  • Chew clove or cardamom after every meal. Alternatively, keep supari such as Pass Pass handy. In Brown Tree shop you can find myriad choices of natural mouth fresheners like Banarsi Paan, Rose Paan and suchlike.
  • Smelly sweat – Apply lavish amount of perfume or carry a deo in your bag
  • Underarm hairs – Use Gillette Body razor to remove chest, underarms or pubic hair.
  • Clothes with creases – Press your clothes including tees that you wear to gym

By following the foregoing tips, you are sure to attract a mate and keep her within your arm’s reach. After you find & bed one, spruce up your relationship by trying something new and exciting every day, thereby keeping ennui at bay. J
Happy searching.

Cambridge IELTS 13 Test 3 Writing Task 1 & 2




CAMBRIDGE IELTS 13 GT TEST 3 WRITING TASKS


Writing Task 1

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to bring to your notice the poor system of waste collection in my area. The frequency and method of picking up garbage is inefficient and erratic. This has led to a slew of problems for the residents.

First of all, the corporation lorry designated to collect waste does not have a spill proof method. It has been spreading garbage in the city for many years now. Secondly, the timing of collecting waste is not predictable. On some days the pick-up truck arrives when the bin is virtually empty and on the other days, the bin overflows and the surrounding place is filled with filth. This in turn turns into a fertile breeding ground for insects, leading to a host of health problems for residents.

To address the aforementioned problems caused by poor waste collection methods, I humbly request you to ask the corporation to adopt best practices to ensure our locality is spick and span.
I look forward to your positive response.

Yours sincerely,
XXX

Word count – 168
Time taken – 13 mins


Writing Task 2
In general, films serve as a means of entertainment for people. They watch movies to de-stress– to forget their studies and work for a couple of hours. Some people are of the opinion that it is more convenient to see films on mobile phones or tablets while others believe that one has to go to the cinema hall for holistic experience. I think watching films in the theater is more immersive and appeals to most of our senses.

On the one hand, the initiative of the government to welcome foreign players like Amazon Prime, Netflix has proved to a boon for people who find it cumbersome to book tickets, stand in queue and at times tolerate the antics of other ardent fans – whistles, snide remarks, or parallel commentary. Movie-goers are more than happy being ensconced in their sofa, munching on their favorite snack & watching a movie of their choice without any external disturbances.

Conversely, there are people who believe in not just watching the movie, but also being part of it, thanks to theaters like iMax, 3D, 4D or even 5D. Experiencing surround sound that reverberates in one’s ears, witnessing breathtaking visuals, and watching one’s favorite star in a large 70 mm or 90 mm screen. All these and more cannot be equaled by phones or tablets. Adding to the glee is the option of getting one’s desired snack delivered to the seat.

In sum, watching movies on one’s gadget is very limiting besides straining our eyes, whereas seeing films from a comfortably long distance, enhanced with stunning visuals and sound effects, in a cinema hall is more rewarding.

Word count – 270
Time taken – 32 mins